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I was walking along the sidewalk when I saw a little doggie with ears so big he could fly away if he flapped them hard enough. So I said, “Doggie, can you fly?” And he said, “Rell of course I can fry, Ryle!” He’s a doggie so he speaks with a lot of R’s. I said, “Where will you fly to today?” And he said, “Today, I’m frying to Germany to recome a shepherd!” I said, “But Doggie, you’re just a little doggie, you’ll never be a German Shepherd.” To which he responded “I’m a fucking frying dog, I can do rhatever I want.” And then he flew away.