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So a friend of a friend (circularly) works for a company that does some things. One of those things is sending out DVDs featuring the history of a certain type of flower on behalf of one of the clients, a flower organization.
Picture in your head the types of people who order DVDs about flowers. They’re either old, high as shit, or both. Now picture their surprise when instead of seeing flowery petals and buds in bloom, they see a money shot of the cabana boy making pina colatas on some girl’s face. True story. You read the headline, you knew what you were getting into.
It’s either going to be the best weekend ever, or I’m going to have fifteen documentaries about flowers.
Fun fact: The average male porn star only makes $40,000 a year (reliable source). So. . . back to the drawing board.
