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I can’t stop watching this video and laughing my ass off.

I swear, I didn’t see the sign till afterward.

So a friend of a friend (circularly) works for a company that does some things. One of those things is sending out DVDs featuring the history of a certain type of flower on behalf of one of the clients, a flower organization.

Picture in your head the types of people who order DVDs about flowers. They’re either old, high as shit, or both. Now picture their surprise when instead of seeing flowery petals and buds in bloom, they see a money shot of the cabana boy making pina colatas on some girl’s face. True story. You read the headline, you knew what you were getting into.

It’s either going to be the best weekend ever, or I’m going to have fifteen documentaries about flowers.

Fun fact: The average male porn star only makes $40,000 a year (reliable source). So. . . back to the drawing board.

The absurdity of this commercial cracks me up, and it really makes me miss the Wendy’s down the street that shut down 18 months ago. I have issues letting go.

This is the view I have when I’m going to the bathroom in my house. Talk about inspiration. Too much information? Well, it’s my blog and I can TMI if I want to.

I don’t know about you, but I spend a lot of time home alone fretting about burglars and Tom Jones attacks. You think it’s unusual? It’s not. Luckily, the folks back in the crazy 1970s were thinking way ahead when they created “Play It Safe!”

Honestly, listen to the entire track and you will not be disappointed, I promise. I would pay anything to spend a day with such a couple.

MP3: Play It Safe!

(via WFMU’s Beware of the Blog via Stereogum)